Post by TMan on Oct 26, 2010 20:49:34 GMT -5
DA, I'm drunk - you might want to delte this post:
You might be a Muslim if:
1. You might be a Muslim if: You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You might be a Muslim if: You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You might be a Muslim if: You have more wives than teeth.
4. You might be a Muslim if: You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
5. You might be a Muslim if: You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You might be a Muslim if: You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You might be a Muslim if: You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You might be a Muslim if: You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You might be a Muslim if: You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You might be a Muslim if: Your cousin is president of the United States.
1. You might be a Muslim if: You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You might be a Muslim if: You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You might be a Muslim if: You have more wives than teeth.
4. You might be a Muslim if: You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
5. You might be a Muslim if: You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You might be a Muslim if: You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You might be a Muslim if: You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You might be a Muslim if: You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You might be a Muslim if: You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You might be a Muslim if: Your cousin is president of the United States.
