I read this on a bottle of Himalayan ("The natural mineral water"), and thought it was cute enough to retype and share:
I look back on life - its funny how things turn out.
You, the creator of beeping sirens and honking cars, yearn for the solitude of the mountains.
You, a connoisseur of fast food, now gaze at water that took years to gather natural minerals as it trickled down for the Mimalayas to within your reach.
And I, some of the purest water in the world, stand here, trapped in a bottle. Come, enjoy the irony.