US Gov To Give Away Millions Of Rare Colt Pistols

[XavierBreath]

I read this over at the 1911 Forum........

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The United States Government has decided to give away millions of rare military surplus Colt .45 auto pistols free to U.S. Citizens as part of the new Homeland Security Home Front Protection Initiative. H.F.P.I. Here is your chance to get a free Colt .45 auto pistol. To obtain a Homeland Security pistol contact congress woman April Fools for further details.
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[Callahan]

I have to admit I clicked pretty sharply on that item, but at least I figured it out for what is was before I got to the last sentence! Cute.

[9mm]

From the title I was wondering how many millions had to be given out before they were no longer rare.

[Mountaineer]

Good one XBreath, I just about broke my trigger finger clicking on the mouse button ;D

[TA]

I called the Government and ordered 2. ;D

[KrustyBurger]

Lol. You should send that to Chuck Schumer & Diane Feinstein's congressional office's e-mail addresses, minus the April Fool. That should have them running in circles for a little while at least, lol, and they'll have that much less time to think of other ways to hurt us.

["DoubleAction"]

First time I saw this thread, my first thought was how all these 1911A1s escaped destruction from the Clinton-Hillary administration.